As the Artistic Director of Live Art Platform at Arizona State University, I feel compelled to share the ensuing information with you: It was recently brought to our attention that an ugly and fallacious rumor regarding cannibalistic practices and zygotes at Live Art Platform has been circulating through the student body. We would like to officially discredit the allegations and assure all of you that although baby meat and gamete union, when seasoned properly of course, may actuate and whet a palate, we have never endorsed such practices. And certainly never publicly.  Apparently LAP has been confused with the radical, cannibalistic organization Live Baby Platform (LBP). For the record, LAP has no affiliation with LBP and we do not condone such practices or behaviors.   

As the Artistic Director of Live Art Platform at Arizona State University, I feel compelled to share the ensuing information with you: It was recently brought to our attention that an ugly and fallacious rumor regarding cannibalistic practices and zygotes at Live Art Platform has been circulating through the student body. We would like to officially discredit the allegations and assure all of you that although baby meat and gamete union, when seasoned properly of course, may actuate and whet a palate, we have never endorsed such practices. And certainly never publicly.  Apparently LAP has been confused with the radical, cannibalistic organization Live Baby Platform (LBP). For the record, LAP has no affiliation with LBP and we do not condone such practices or behaviors.